Hello dear children and welcome to the internet personification of my train of thought. I intend to post various poems and pieces of literature here.
Expect to see melodramatic tangents of an odd teenager expressng her emotions, attittudes and daily anitcs. Abandon all sanity....now!
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)